...so i touched it.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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