And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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