I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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