what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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