Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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