Slut skills are useful in every country.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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