I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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