I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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