Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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