Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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