i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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