That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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