First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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