when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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