She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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