Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
ttyl tear gas
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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