I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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