Whoa Z and x make the same sound
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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