its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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