i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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