his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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