I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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