Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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