how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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