This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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