i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
