Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she looked like the before picture.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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