Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
