she smelled like a LAN party
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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