Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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