just survived the first fart of the relationship.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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