Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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