I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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