I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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