i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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