Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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