Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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