But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
the raccoons are back...
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