: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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