You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
His nipple licking is glorious
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