I wish I could teleport
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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