I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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