he puts the penis in happiness.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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