I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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