I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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