Porn is love you can see.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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