So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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