yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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