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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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