WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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