...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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