i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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